Rotsler's Rules

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Rules formulated by Bill Rotsler for happy con-going:

  • If you kill it, you eat it. (a weapons policy)
  • Don't go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.
  • No peanut butter. (a costuming rule)
  • The shoes gotta match.
  • There should be a weight limit for the purchase of leotards.
  • No costume is no costume (another costuming rule)


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