Fen Commandments

From Fancyclopedia 2, ca. 1959

Are elaborated at various times by the whimsical. The only one on which there is general agreement is #7, "Thou shalt not drink up the bheer before I get there." Don't go confusing this sort of thing with the Fan Commendments, a best-of-the-year poll instituted by newszine Fanac.